Tetra Pak Needs Help

Tetra Pak, a well known packing company, has been making packaging for drink companies like Dutch Lady, Milo, etc. Here's some fact as to how far their packing would go before failing.

Here we have a typical pack of Chocolate Milk drink in one of the Tetra Pak boxes.

Notice that the sink was clean of any dirt visible.

Slowly shaken, so that the chocolate contents would spread well within the drink.

There you go. Tetra Pak's 'easy flip up' opening is not working as it should. Consider redesigning the openings???

The Card has arrived

It was 10 o clock at night, when I got home from Kim Gary in Pyramid. I was already reminding myself to check and see if my Dot Red Card has reached. It has already been 16 days since I registered for the card in RedBox. Gripping the front door knob, I could still feel the agony of having went for a session yesterday and not collecting any points. I could've been on my way to redeeming a PDA phone.
I swung the wooden door open, and my mother greeted me with: " Wah!!! So early ah!! Ate liao?". I interupted her with: " When was the last time you checked the mailbox?"
" Ermm.. I think it was a few days ago".
Quickly, I snatched the mailbox keys from the dining table, and took the next elevator down to the Ground floor. The elevator was silent while I was on my way down, save the sound of my heart pounding. The closer to Ground floor I was, the faster it was beating. Finally, the elevator slowed to a halt. The doors opened, and I made my way to the mailbox corner.

The mailbox was a silver aluminum with many little compartments, all numbered according to the apartment unit numbers. I scrolled my eyes, looking for the correct box. C-1-2..............C-1-8.............C-2-4.................C-3-4.. That was it!!! I dug into my pants pocket and drew out the keys. Focusing on the keyhole, I measured the angle and slotted my key in. It didn't turn.
" Shit! Wrong key?"
I pulled it out and tried again, after letting out a deep sigh. It turned!!!! I pulled the steel flap up and beneath it were a stack of letters
" Yeah right, a few days. A few months maybe."
After pulling out the stack of letters, I let the steel plate slam itself shut, and I locked it back again.
I pressed the UP button beside the elevator doors. Scanning through the letters, I finally found what I was looking for. A letter with imprintments of 'Red Box', 'Red Box Ria', and 'DotRed'. I wanted to wait until I reach home before I open the letter, because it was well sealed.
I got back into my apartment unit, and threw the other letters on the dining table. Tearing the whole letter in two, I finally uncovered the inside of it. Undescribable!!!!!! Thats why I decided to enclose herewith, two pictures of the inlay.







The card also comes with two RM50 voucher, with 'terms and conditions apply' attached behind.. hahaha







YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally!!! Can't wait to use the card!!! Friday?? Hmmmm

The Mental Asylum Part 1

The mental asylum is not a very happy place, as most might refer. For instance, we have this person here, shown in the left photo, running back and forth the gym grounds with a hoola hoop around him, laughing and laughing. I have more pictures to display, but that would only strenghten my arguement on how mindless these residents are. No matter, we shall move on to our next subject.





Subject number 2. Also a resident, and so full of himself. Here, he's testing a brand new PS boutique shades made for women. See the little red dots aound his face? Those are vanity oozing
out of his flesh. This subject is so good at doing what he does, he got so sick of it and is currently
indulging in his own looks, and his new found 'vain' instrument. He will soon be able to perform photosynthesis and split into multiples of himself (Literally).


Subject number 3. He, if I may regard him as a person, had too much going on in life, that he resembles nothing like the above presented two subjects. This subject despises life, and want nothing more than to jump down a building. His (again, regarding 'him' as permitted) speach tone is somewhat hypnotising, and possess powers to turn cheerful normal humans into dull, suicidal paranoids. He sometimes indulge in stimulating events, normally when he has a snooker cue with him.




Here are merely a few of the presented subjects out of the 100 total residents. More shall be explained as to how these people turn out this way, and who else are here in this 'happy, happy' place.

Window without curtains

Behind all the strict and secure ATM Teller system, we have the Windows START icon.. Being the most widely used OS, I think its not so super safe to use it for daily cash transactions. Hmm... maybe I should ask the IT Division Manager.

The Curious Incident of the Rempit entangled with Her roots.

It was a gloomy afternoon in KL, and there were hustles and bustles in and around MidValley..

there I was, taking my little drag off my LnM, relieving my stomach of the harsh intake of Chillis next door. To my left was a little woman, barely 5 feet in height, clad in pink top and velvety looking jeans. In her right hand, was a half-burnt Class A, and her left swaying a squarish green handbag with a red cat imprinted on it.

"Hi", I said, hoping we could start a conversation casual enough it would end after we killed the little sticks of leave that would eventually kill us in the end. She turned to look at me, and then smiled. Then she started prancing around one of the marble-looking pillars and singing. After every few steps, she would look back at me, as if wanting me to join her in the mindless feet-clattering action celebrating monoxide in her lungs.

I merely smiled, and nodded. And I got back to my LnM. I noticed rain started pouring, as I cruised my eyes through the horizon. Haze were still hovering, despite the massive cleaning sessions. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, I heard a little snort of some sort. Like a spasm. I turned to look, and to my surprise, the little woman was hidding around a potted palm tree standing beside me, dancing around the plant as if she was in a Bollywood Movie. She was at it the whole 2 to 3 minutes, before I finally freaked out and left.